æ President Clinton Responds to 33 Million Unemployed Report: “It’s Not My Fault.”

clintonPresident Hillary Clinton said a government report showing massive U.S. job losses isn’t a surprise and that she shouldn’t be blamed for it.

“It’s fully expected. There’s no surprise,” she said to reporters Friday. “Somebody said, ‘Oh, look at this.’ Well, even the Republicans aren’t blaming me for that”.

33 million new unemployed workers since March has ballooned the US unemployment rate to 14.75%, the highest increase since the Great Depression.

#satire

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